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Things my nephew has said in the past


(Putting on a dinosaur 🦕 onesie he just had to wear)
I can get dressed all by myself because I’m a grownup (me: grownups are quite when people are asleep) I’m a baby 
(a mess room)
(his me: Nephew can you tidying up please) Mummy it would make me feel better if YOU Were to do the tidying up
(In a noisy restaurant, I have hypersensitive hearing)
DADDY, DADDDDY, DADDDDDDDY (his dad: yes bud) It's too noisy for Auntie

 (he looks lovely in to my eyes) 
I'm going to kill you then eat you
(Anything he wants)
Is this yours (me: yes) oh I thought it was mine 
(he'd just walked in the door) 
it’s not a proper house like mine, the stairs aren’t in the middle 


 (jess is his granddads puppy)
"I’ll be gentle with Jess even though granddad isn’t here" 

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