(We’re on video call to read him a bedtime story) Are you the real auntie? (i’ve made some recordings of me reading bedtime stories) (me: yes I’m the real Auntie) I don’t want the real auntie!! thanks! 

(I was wearing my glasses I hadn’t taken my glasses off we had only been talking for about a minute) Auntie when you take your glasses off you look like grandad (His grandad is a 66-year-old man who wears glasses. I am a 22-year-old woman) 

(Nephew had taken him self down to the end of the field to say hello to his dad, who working there. my sister has 9 1/2 acres ) (His mum: You can’t go off on your own you need either mummy or daddy to go with you) Mummy don’t worry Millie was with me (Millie is their dog)   Millie